The best thing about the Willamette Valley is: The scenery and its people.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Rachel Stevens, Hannah Spearritt, Tina Barrett and Jo O'Meara.

My favorite physical activity is: walking

Who would you cast in the movie of your life? I would cast myself of course along with Kristen Bell and Odette Yustman.

My favorite haunts are: Alton Baker Park and either Jeans Park or Zumwalt Park on the shore of Fern Ridge.

What do you hate about Eugene? I have lived in Eugene all my life (48 years); the one thing I hate the most is police officers carrying Tasers or pepper spray.

One thing people are surprised to find out about me is: I actually went to jail for a few days.

The first section I look at in the Eugene Weekly is: The letters section

The last concert I went to was: Joe Satriani at the Hult Center several years ago.

My hottest features are: My intelligence and my personality; my smile is not that bad, either.

Two books everyone should read are: The Bible and any law book.

My favorite place to eat is: Wendy's

My favorite cartoon to watch as a kid was: Bugs Bunny followed by the Flintstones

The question they should ask here is: Does god really exist and if so, where did he come from?

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Any songs by Rachel Stevens or by S Club 7

Where's the most unusual place in which you've gotten it on? In an adult book and video store with a hooker.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are bullies and loud-mouthed preachers

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Mr. Spock and the body of Rachel Stevens

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was go to jail (and not in a monopoly game)

While driving I sometimes crash but always remember to survive the wreck

I put on porn to get in the mood and Rachel Stevens to make out to.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm on the computer

When I die, I believe I will go six feet underground

I'm allergic to most grass pollens

When the rain gets to me, I go inside

If people are what they eat, I'm a jelly or cream-filled donut with a dollop of frosting

Facebook or MySpace

Cascades or Coast

Borders or Smith Family

Market Choice or Safeway

Sweet Potato Pie or American Apparel

Ducks or Beavers

WOW Hall or Cozmic Pizza

Ninkasi or PBR

Prince Puckler's or Ben and Jerry's

Hult Center or Autzen Stadium

Full City or Dutch Bros.

Mount Pisgah or West Eugene Wetlands

Bijou or Dollar-Fifty at Gateway

Cell Phone or Land Line

Yoga or The Weight Room

Frozen Yogurt or Donuts

Books or Movies

Steak or Sushi

Cow's Milk or Soy Milk

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Email or Letters

Reno 911 or Cops